I thought I had all the kinks worked out of this thing, but apparently my expectations were too high. Due to technical difficulties in WordPress (and maybe my version of Firefox?) this page will either look beautiful, like this:

Or bewildering, like this:

Her name is Afghanisu-tan, in case you’re wondering.

So if this site looks like a turd wrapped in gold leaf, it’s not my fault. Just pop it open in another tab, or, if nothing else, soothe the savage beast within with a refreshing Baby Rickroll.


Yipe! WiFi access to this site makes it look just peachy. It must be my recalcitrant wall hookup back in the dorm.