I was a-pondering as I so often do, and I thought I’d share my observations with you all. You see, I’m at a rather conservative university, and much of the Internet’s terrible bounty is unavailable to us. Unfortunately, this often includes some relatively innocuous material like LastFM (user-built radio stations) or Gaia Online (roleplaying game bulletin boards, I think?). Here’s a handy-dandy chart–charts are always funny, right?
|SITE BLOCKED||THE BLOCKER SAYS…||THE REAL REASON||WHAT ISN’T BLOCKED, STRANGELY|
|Xanga||Social/Dating Site||Socialize somewhere else, socialist.||Facebook (It’s what the kids are into these days.)|
|Anthro subsection of deviantART||Nudity; Gay/Lesbian||Yiff in hell, furfag.||Disney|
|Russian musician OMFO||Pornography||OMFO (“Our Man from Odessa”) could be an anagram for mofo, which is a sexual term I believe.||Actual pornography, or so I’ve heard… through the grapevine…|
|YTMND [unblocked]||Tasteless||You, sir, have appallingly bad taste. Shame on you!||Fox News|
|Some manga site||Sexual Materials||At least it’s human… but it’s still not American. You lose.||The Fox News Sexologist (She’s not board-certified, fellas…)|